Miami Heat vs. Washington Wizards

7:30 p.m. December 19 – The last time the Miami Heat played the Washington Wizards, Miami lost 86-107 and I nearly went to the big sleep in concrete shoes at the bottom of Biscayne Bay. It began like any other day, with a hard-boiled egg, whiskey, and RC Cola.

I lit a blunt roach and counted the losing racing stubs from … Read More